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First, pick the FIRST letter of your LAST name:
A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I fucked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I punched
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I shit on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I pissed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I raped
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made
Now pick your DAY of birth:
1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: a hooker
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: poo
31: my dad
Now pick your birth month:
January: because im gay
February: because i was pissed off
March: because I had to take a crap
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because im mentally ill
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch
comments wanted ^^
A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I fucked
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I punched
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I shit on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I pissed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I raped
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made
Now pick your DAY of birth:
1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: a hooker
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: poo
31: my dad
Now pick your birth month:
January: because im gay
February: because i was pissed off
March: because I had to take a crap
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because im mentally ill
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch
comments wanted ^^
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MISSION
4 min read
From Fella; 
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-south. It's where he will search for me. He-
Lolish
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
k, done
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Medium; it was great
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9.51 pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9.47 pm darn
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Metric - Patriarch On A Vespa ..luv luv luv luv x)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went home from school
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
spardle's journal xD
9. What are you wearing?
A lightblue hoodie, black jeans, pink socks and... my ugly hair, lol
10. Did you dream last night?
prolly, I dont remember anything though
11. When did you last laugh?
At the history lesson in school o.O *total loser*
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
just lots of shelfs with books n CDs
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not that I can recall... or well, i saw two of my 12 yearold friends making out. that was effin weird xD
14. What do you think of this quiz?
whatever, its cool *is jackie from that 70s show*
15. What is the last film you saw?
hmmm me thinks.. it was,, i think it was Narnia. geez that was long ago
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy me the position of USs first female president and well make everyone in the world happy. that sounded weird xD No, I would probably be selfish and keep everything
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
ummmm you (whoever you are) already know everything about me
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I think I'd exterminate all humans from our planet. fuck mankind!!
19. Do you like to dance?
No.
20. George Bush:
kan ta sig i sin lilla feta röv. han är ett ännu lillare lillare lillare rövhål än JACK!
sorry non swedish people MWAHAHAHA *eeebil*
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
TEGAN; what fucking awesome name is that!?
or Timotej,
or Ronja
or Silke
or Kelly Jr ... no i wouldnt
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I dont have good taste in boynames.. He would probably be called like Theo or sumtin... Not that i plan on having kids
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
YES
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
my name is Gudrun *the only one who'll get that joke is Felicia*
25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
[NOTE: HE SPELLED GENIUS WRONG muahaha]. and being the loser i am i dont have any other people to say. Anyone who reads this maybe
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
-south. It's where he will search for me. He-
Lolish
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
k, done
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Medium; it was great
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9.51 pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9.47 pm darn
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Metric - Patriarch On A Vespa ..luv luv luv luv x)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went home from school
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
spardle's journal xD
9. What are you wearing?
A lightblue hoodie, black jeans, pink socks and... my ugly hair, lol
10. Did you dream last night?
prolly, I dont remember anything though
11. When did you last laugh?
At the history lesson in school o.O *total loser*
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
just lots of shelfs with books n CDs
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not that I can recall... or well, i saw two of my 12 yearold friends making out. that was effin weird xD
14. What do you think of this quiz?
whatever, its cool *is jackie from that 70s show*
15. What is the last film you saw?
hmmm me thinks.. it was,, i think it was Narnia. geez that was long ago
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy me the position of USs first female president and well make everyone in the world happy. that sounded weird xD No, I would probably be selfish and keep everything
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
ummmm you (whoever you are) already know everything about me
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I think I'd exterminate all humans from our planet. fuck mankind!!
19. Do you like to dance?
No.
20. George Bush:
kan ta sig i sin lilla feta röv. han är ett ännu lillare lillare lillare rövhål än JACK!
sorry non swedish people MWAHAHAHA *eeebil*
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
TEGAN; what fucking awesome name is that!?
or Timotej,
or Ronja
or Silke
or Kelly Jr ... no i wouldnt
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I dont have good taste in boynames.. He would probably be called like Theo or sumtin... Not that i plan on having kids
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
YES
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
my name is Gudrun
*the only one who'll get that joke is Felicia*25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
[NOTE: HE SPELLED GENIUS WRONG muahaha]. and being the loser i am i dont have any other people to say. Anyone who reads this maybe
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The First ... journal
1 min read
mood: happy
is: THIRTEEN haha
listening to: Of Montreal - Requiem for O.M.M.2
Tegan and Sara - Superstar (Under Feet Like Ours-Version)
The Stills - Of Montreal
The New Pornographers - The Mary Martin Show
ok, so i made some pics on artpad.com, they aren't that good but meh...
the one of stevie wonder is the coolest
Sara Quin - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilsl26…
Tegan Quin - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilqxdo…
Stevie Wonder - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilvjqd…
John Lennon(happybirthday!) - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilvl4l…
may the force be with you,
kelly
is: THIRTEEN haha
listening to: Of Montreal - Requiem for O.M.M.2
Tegan and Sara - Superstar (Under Feet Like Ours-Version)
The Stills - Of Montreal
The New Pornographers - The Mary Martin Show
ok, so i made some pics on artpad.com, they aren't that good but meh...
the one of stevie wonder is the coolest
Sara Quin - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilsl26…
Tegan Quin - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilqxdo…
Stevie Wonder - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilvjqd…
John Lennon(happybirthday!) - artpad.art.com/gallery/?ilvl4l…
may the force be with you,
kelly
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